Oh where, oh where has The Ape gone?

Sorry folks, park's closed. The Ape out front should have told you. No, you are not at Wally World, but The Ape was. Well, something like Wally World. I was taking a vacation. When I travel, there is only one place I go for the best info and deals out there. travelape.com Ape will be back tomorrow with an update or two. For now, rumors of my demise....