Have you ever tried to rent a car while dressed in a perfect ape costume? You would probably not be taken too seriously. I would like to welcome you to my life.
So I have decided to rent a condo on the beach in Florida for a week or so to relax and work on my tan, well as much as i can being covered in hair everywhere except my bootie, hands, feet and face. The relaxing part is easy, the tanning, well I try and it is fun to be on the beach looking at all the people. I like just hanging out on the sandy Florida beaches. Although, I must admit, it does kind of stink having to pick all that sand out of my hair. Did you know you can get a 360 degree tour of the Miami beaches here? It is like being there, without actually having to leave your house.
I am going to chill for a bit. More updates soon and remember the best deals on travel are always at travelape.com
Ape Out.
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